Let's make a President's Day Resolution

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 02/20/2017 at 10:36 • Filed to: None

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Let’s ban “POTUS” and make verbalizing it punishable by death. Yes, it has been around since the 19th century, but it’s only entered common use recently.

Even if it just gets replaced with PUS, it will sound less awful than “Potus” Potus is the name of an extra from Texas Chainsaw Massacre whose scenes were cut after he misunderstood his role and thought it was a documentary.

Make acronyms great again.

CalzoneGolem > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 10:51

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PUSA FTW

crowmolly > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2017 at 10:53

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+1 peach

CalzoneGolem > crowmolly 02/20/2017 at 10:55

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999,999 left to go.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:01

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The term is fine for like Twitter (limited character count) or news tickers (limited character space) but using it when actually speaking is pretty dumb.

xyzabc > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:06

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For your dining and dancing pleasure...

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/445013/presidents-day-imperial-cult

Svend > CalzoneGolem 02/20/2017 at 11:10

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Only 799,999 needed, were using the college vote.

Svend > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:11

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In the present case I think he should be called, ‘TUS’ because he’s a total cun..

#SorryICouldn’tHelpIt

Honeybunchesofgoats > xyzabc 02/20/2017 at 11:19

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But men demand to be ruled, and they will find themselves a king even when there is none. (Consider all of the hilarious and self-abasing celebration of Donald Trump as an “alpha male” among his admirers, an exercise in chimpanzee sociology if ever there were one.)

Burn.

Wacko > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:27

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POTUS???

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:32

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Mr. Bigly works too

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:33

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I’m not going to be able to support that, but I did find a picture of the new presidential limousine.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:41

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You want us to call every President of the United States PUS going forward? That’s a bold strategy HBG. Let’s see if it pays off for you.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 11:43

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Which is funny because he’s exactly the opposite of an alpha male. Stupid hair, fat, unathletic, spray tan/makeup, tries way too hard, etc.

Honeybunchesofgoats > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/20/2017 at 11:44

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I see it as the lesser of two evils.

 > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/20/2017 at 12:29

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